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IMPORTANT: If you're here because it hurts that schoolwork is taking up all your free time, leaving you with no energy for anything meaningful to you, this is for you. If you're here because it hurts to think, then please go and do your homework - you deserve every last hour of it.
How to Cheat on Biology Homework
Page Description: How to use only the internet as a resource for doing projects/essays. Even a way to make a bibliography without going near a real book.Doing any of these things is likely to offend the teacher if they found out about it. They'll probably take it as a personal insult to them, and tell you that you're only "cheating yourself" out of... well, something. If you don't know what you're doing, you will make an ass out of yourself and give all kids a bad name.
Step 1:
Use the Essay Search Engine
Find Essays that other people have already written on whatever subject you have to write about. Saves a lot of time on research. Also searches for books on your topic and general information.
Step 2:
Edit the essay(s), combine them, add your own info, etc.If you're not willing to change words around or edit an essay in any way, you will probably get caught. Use a thesaurus, like Wordweb!
If you're not so good with spelling and language, you can use word processing software to fix it. There are some really good ones out there, some cost money, some don't.
CWordPad (freeware) - similar
to WordPad, has spellchecker and thesaurus (good for changing words in an essay to make it
look like your own).
WinProof (freeware) - grammar
checker, can check all sorts of grammar mistakes like subject/verb agreement problems,
missing articles, commonly confused words, double negatives, and passive voice. I don't
know what those are either ;-)
Micro$oft Office - Just about all the programs in here have spellchecking included. Seems to be on a lot of computers these days.
Wordweb (freeware) - Dictionary/thesaurus. Type a word or part of a word and it tells you how to spell it, what it means, and other words like it. Contains every imaginable swearword too ;)
Email program - Most email programs nowadays include a spellchecker. Microsoft Outlook Express comes with Windows itself.
Step 3:
If you're supposed to have a bibliography and you're not allowed to just use the internet for your research, search bookshop sites for book titles on the topic you were given. (If you're required to list page numbers with it, too bad, just leave it out. You'll probably only lose a few marks).
The Essay Search Engine searches for book titles automatically when you use it.Step 4:
Hand in your cheated biology homework and see what happens :)
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TEACHERS: If you're a teacher who has come here to find out how to catch cheaters, Hi! May I suggest that, just for a minute, you consider to find out why they cheat, rather than how. It may help to broaden your understanding of the matter.